Fortran
Lyrics of song "Pressure", by Billy Joel, adapted to Fortran. See http://www.poppyfields.net/filks/00096.html and http://www.poppyfields.net/filks/00096.html for other songs.
url: www.poppyfields.net/filks/00095.html
Fortran Purity Test
Humorous quiz for Fortran programmers.
url: www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/92q1/fortquiz.html
Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal
Explains why Real Programmers use Fortran.
url: www.pbm.com/~lindahl/real.programmers.html
The Story of Mel
Claims that real men write not in Fortran, or assembler, but machine language.
url: info.astrian.net/jargon/Hacker_Folklore/The_Story_...
Structured Programmer's Soliloquy
Poem about structured programming and Fortran.
url: www.dang.se/texter/slings.arr
